This may seem a little self absorbed right now but I’m gonna do it anyway and I think you should too.
I’m gonna make a list of all the reasons why I love myself.
I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
fuck education who wants to start a band
your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
TMI Tuesday, ask me inappropriate, personal, sexual, awkward questions. I’ll answer anything you’re curious about.
it’s still Tuesday if we haven’t gone to bed yet, right?
Nickname: pooh bear
Any pets: 2 cats and a dog
Favorite thing about yourself: my arm muscles
Worst habit: picking at the skin on my nose
Fun fact: whale sharks’ mouths are like really big right but their throats are too small to actually swallow humans so you don’t have to worry about them swallowing you bc they can’t
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: genderneutral
Sexual preference: booYYYS <333
Relationship status: more single than a whale shark (fun fact: they travel alone)
Myers/Briggs type: isfp
Hogwarts house: hufflepuff
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": early bird
Morning routine: browse tumblr for like an hour in my bed then eat breakfast and take a shower
Bath or shower: both
First thought in a morning: “i hope it isn’t past noon”
Last thought before falling asleep at night: mostly “i really wish i had a boy hugging me rn”
Do you work or are you a student: student
Where do you work/study: in the douchey-ist suburb of LA
What do you do: literally nothing anymore
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: crying probably due to stress of college
Habits (Do you … )
Drink: gah nah man
Do Drugs: nope
Exercise: yes sir
Have a go-to comfort food: kinda
Have a nervous habit: ii scratch my left forearm with my thumb nail
What is your favorite … ?
Physical quality (in yourself): boobs or hips or arms
In Others: hands <3
Animal: WHALE SHARK
Artist/Band/Group: The Mars Volta
Author/Poet: ehhhhh not much of a reader
TV Show: i don’t really watch TV either except OITNB, adventure time, it’s always sunny in philadelphia, and archer
Actor/Actress: jared padalecki, noah watts, and laverne cox
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?